1. Goes to a restaurant and orders 'leta kama ya uleee'
2. They are always dissing other cars, especially the Toyota Vitz but does not even own a bicycle.
3. Every strike has to have the song "Mapambano" and "Haki yetu" slogan.
4. They say 207 when they mean 2007
5. They point at stuff with their lips.(sijasema Mwende!)
6. laughs at a ProBox owner frominside a Tuk Tuk.
7. Reads your newspaper with you in the Matatu and gets angry when you flip over the page.
8. Goes to study in India but comes back with an American accent.
9. You invite them home for a birthday party and they come empty-handed and hungry.
10. Borrows your pen and never returns, and if they do return, the cover has been chewed up.
11. Refers to all brands of powder detergents as Omo.
12. Refers to a Toyota Hiace as a Nissan.
13. When relative comes visiting and they expect you give them fare back home.
15. Introduces himself/herself by saying "My names are"
16. Puts Avocado in all types of food even potato crisps.
17. They fear meeting a police during the night more than they fear coming across a robber.
18. Buys mineral water once and re-uses the bottle with tap water for 2 months.
19. When driving, places the left arm on the gear lever even if the car has automatic transmission.
20. Creates 8 lanes on a two lane road then complains of traffic jams.
www.doitadigital.com