How Kenyan tribes behave according to the Bible

18 Apr 2015

Before you blame luos and by and large Gor Mahia FC for liking to throw stones, note that every tribe behave like their ancestors in the Bible.

Luos grand father was David who killed Goliath with a stone.

Kikuyus love money because their grandfather was Judas Iscariot who was given 30 pence to arrest Jesus. In fact Judas Iscariot real name was Julius S. Kariuki.

Our Kamba brothers descended from King Solomon who had 600 wives and 300 concubines that is why Kambas are legendaries in *** affairs.

Merus eat miraa because their ancestor was King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon who after competing with God, was punished for 7 years to eat grass, leaves and shrubs.

The kalenjins grandfather was Elijah, Elijah ran ahead of King Ahab's chariot thus they are world renown runners.

Luhyas grandfather was peter who was told that before the cock crows three times, he will deny Him three times. That's why Luyhas associate with engokho (kuku) so much.

Pokots, Marakwets and Turkanas came from Assyrians and Palestines that is they are always fighting...

Ongeza tribe yako.

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