TO:Bill Gates,
Subject: Problems with my new computer.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home but have found some problems, which I wish to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check on this.
2. One doubt is whether any 'rescooter' is available in system? I can only see the 'recycle' but i own a scooter.
3. There is 'find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we've tried alot to trace the key with this 'find' button to no avail. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he wants to learn 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when will you provide that?
5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about MICROSOFT HOME since i use the PC at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My
Computer',when will you provide the remaining items?
Last one, Mr. Bill Gates P.S 'Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
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