The funny bits about Kenyan men

KALENJIN has one wife and one girlfriend, and loves the wife the most.

KIKUYU has 1 wife and 1 girlfriend, and loves the girlfriend the most.

TESO has 1 wife, 1 girlfriend, but loves the housemaid the most.

LUHYA has 2 wives, 2 girlfriends, but loves the wife's sisters the most.

JALUO has 4 wives, 4 girlfriends, but loves the neighbours wife the most.

KAMBA has 3 wives, several girlfriends but loves the barmaid the most.

KISII-MERU has 1 wife, many girlfriends and beats up all of them.

MASAI has 2 wives, 1 girlfriend but loves his boys the most.

SOMALI has 4 wives, no girlfriends, loves his miraa the most.