The queens of these days.
Manzi: Baby, nitumie credoh ya 100 bob pliz.
Boy: Saa hii sina hundred labda 50 bob ndo nimebakisha.
Manzi: Baby, ujue rent niwewe. Imekaribia end month nitumie 8k.
Boy: Wah enyewe 8k siwes pata, juu pia me nalipa yangu wacha
nikujenge 5k, alafu utafute 3k juu pia wee uko job ujisort.
Manzi: Aki beshte yangu anapelekwa ths wekend costo 5 Star hotel, si pia you organize twende.
Boy: Costo zii, me na suggest twende tu dinner huku Nai.
Manzi: Ulikua umeni promise dress ya kwenda out. Naidai.
Boy: Si uwache end month ifike.
{end month comes}
Manzi: AAHH sasa wewe unajiitanga mwanaume? This is what you call love? Huwes mentain your girlfriend and treat her like the queen she is? Msscheeeew.
Boy: Sasa wewe ndo queen? Wewe unajiitanga manzi ama refugee? Kila tym baby nipee, nipee? Huonangi me ni ka red cross kako. Ni qween yupi huomba omba. Na by the way queen hu mentainiwa na state si boyfriend wake. NKT MA QUEEN WA SIKU HIZI!
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