Ujinga ni kuingia kwa ward ya wamama waja wazito thn unawagotea"niaje wazito"Ujinga ni kuimba "kiatu kivue" na umeva sliparz
Masai alipeleka radio kwa fundi.ilipofuguliwa MENDE wakatoka ndani ya radio masai alipiga kelele akasema YERO KAMATA HAO WATANGASAJI WANATOROKA!!!!
Angry wife rings his hubby.... Wife: wea the hell r u? Man: u rem that jewellery shop wea u saw a necklace and fell in love wit it bt i dint av money,and i prmsd it wil b urs sm day...? Wife: (shyly smiling) Yes my love.....mhmm Man: am in a pub opposite that shop :
Majibu za walevi
Walevi 3 wakiwa wamelewa sana, walikodi taxi. Mwenye taxi alipowaona wamelewa sana aliwasha gari halafu akalizima na kusema"tayari tumefika." Mlevi wa 1 akatoa pesa akampa, wa 2 kamwambia "thank you",wa3 akampiga kibao na kumwabia"shenzi wewe,siku nyingine usiendeshe mbio hivyo utakuja kutuuwa."
Mse fulani alikuwa ametulia kwa matt....bahati mbaya akashuta na kulikuwa na mtu mwingine karibu na yeye. Ili kucover iyo story, akauliza mwenzake,"unaonaje hii weather ya leo?".. Huyo mwingine akamjibu,"naona ukiendelea hivi itanyesha mavi!
NA UJINGA NI:
kufungia mshuto kwa choo
kufungua duka ya tatoo southern sudan
kumanga dame ameiva na condom
kuficha kitu hadi we mwenyewe haupati
ujinga ni ku wave goodbye ukisha bonga na msee kwa phone
ujinga ni kutafuta kazi kwa radio station ya kuosha vyombo vya habari
ujinga ni kukoroga chai na miwa juu shuge imepanda bei
ujinga ni richiespice kwenda kuperform brownskin sudan
ujinga ni kufungua gym turkana
ujinga ni kukatia dame kwa church alafu unamtolea sadaka
ujinga ni kuvaa tisho imeandikwa nimechill na uko na mimba
NA UJINGA PIA NI:
::: Hello Dear :::Hello Dear
My name is miss mauren and i view your profile today in this site www.facebook.com and become interesting in you, please i will like you to contact me back through my email address (maurenappiah@yahoo.com) so that i can send you my photos and tell you more about my self, please my dear and i also want you to know that distance or age and colors have nothing to do in friendship, have a greate day Thanks and god bless you
from your friend, (maurenappiah@yahoo.com)
mauren
NAUJINGA KABISA NI:
hello my dear
how are you today hope fine,my name is Esther
after going through your profile in this site
(www.facebook.com )i became interested in you.
I will like to have you as my friend,partner/trustee
if you wish, whom i will like to share my feeling with.
Age, race nor distance does not matter to me
rather what matters most in a relationship is
responsible,reasonable,maturity,truth and honest
if you feel the same i will like you to contact me
through my private email(estherbaby44life@yahoo.com)
so that i can send you my picture then we start from
there, thanks yours Esther.
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