AFTER WESTGATE ATTACK ,
Here is how some members of these Kenyan Communities reacted:
1. Kikuyus : with some being very Enterprising, Westgate attack in HD videos are out with complete voicing and narration by DJ Afro. Washalala!
Calendars with complete graphics of the westgate attacks are retailing at 20 Bob only!
2. LUOS: Well, I hear we already have names for the newborns such as: Westgate Onyango, White Widow Achieng, Shopping Mall Otieno, We are One Odhiambo!
I am also informed several businesses in Kondele have now rebranded to "Westgate Butchery, Pray For westgate Hotel, Westgate Obama Omena Wholesalers, Westgate Shoe Repairs e.t.c
3. Kambas: I hear there is a song out already "WestiNgate Kuliwaka Moto" with a complete audio and Video. And of course some crazy 'terroristic ' dance moves!
4. Kalenjin: I hear some people up in Iten are training day and night to win the next Race and dedicate it to Ruto for leaving Hague and coming to Kenya to condole Westgate victims.
5. The Somalis: While every one was busy concentrating on who were the terrorists and how many people survived,we were busy following up on the type of Bazookas, Machine
Guns used !
6. Coasterians: Well, new lesos and Kangas are out with several methalis "Ukistajaabu ya paka aliyekwamia Chupani , hujayaona ya Westigeti "
7. Luhyas: Apparently reports indicate that some members were shocked by the destruction caused on the mall and the loss of life. But most shocking to some, the fact that the 'Chicken Section' was razed down!..
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