A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Jim)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Barry)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Oloo)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)
A GUY'S INBOX:
1..Your
data bundle will soon expire (AIRTEL)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for Uniform (Junior bros)
6..Please send us money for food quickly, hunger will finish us here~(Mama)
7.. I'm hospital, pls send the 100,000k Chap chap for my appendix operation or you can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's daughter)
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Only a Kenyan Kikuyu will say this
- Bar owners in protest over alcohol tests
- Too many unanswered questions in aftermath of Wetang’ula gun claim
- Nyeri ladies relationship constitution (REVISED EDITION 2015)
- Stupid questions, well answered
- Governor says arrest is part of plot by government to take over Lamu
- Lecturers to strike next Wednesday over Sh 3.9 b pay
- New generation has to come up to continue with democratic struggle
- County rep in trouble for Uhuru bhang slur
- How Kenyan communities have reacted to the Westgate attack