A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Jim)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Barry)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Oloo)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)
A GUY'S INBOX:
1..Your
data bundle will soon expire (AIRTEL)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for Uniform (Junior bros)
6..Please send us money for food quickly, hunger will finish us here~(Mama)
7.. I'm hospital, pls send the 100,000k Chap chap for my appendix operation or you can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's daughter)
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- At least four killed in market explosion
- A bunch of funny pictures
- Quincy Timberlake tried to rid son of demons and aliens, court told
- Some not-so-obvious facts and ideas
- Echoes from the past: How Moi survived the coup
- Kenya sixth poorest in Africa, report says
- Njanuary Ni Wewe! Three Easy Steps Youth Can Use Their Smartphones And Internet To Earn A Living
- Men throng DC's office to receive free wives
- Raila, Kidero deny differences
- ODM is not a Luo party, says Raila