A luo drives into a petrol station in a sleek, state of art Range Rover Sports. His name, Otieno.
OTIENO: Omera, adwaro petrol mar super, full tank.
ATTENDANT: I only speak English, sir.
OTIENO: Okei. Good afternoon, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile, therefore, I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
ATTENDANT: Heri ile ya kwanza mkubwa....
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