Kikuyu ladies are largely known for their precarious use of their spouses to enrich themselves even at the expense of their loved ones lives. Here are a few precautions you can take to protect you from being predated on or going to an early grave.
a) Avoid revealing your true worth to a Kikuyu woman you’re dating; you might find your bank account swept clean or, even worse, find yourself being mauled down by gangsters.
b) Unless you have absolute confidence in your Kikuyu woman, avoid- at all costs – taking her to your residence. She might be spying. Just use lodgings and remain anonymous.
c) Don’t allow her to turn you into a biological ATM; if not careful, you’ll be funding an entire clan before you are dumped.
d) If you are marrying a Kikuyu woman, never ever….repeat….never ever invest where she
comes from. If she is from Kiambu, her father can fool you by giving you a plot and once you develop it, that is when you’ll realize you have been duped.
e) If the woman is from Nyeri, you better learn some self- defense tactics. You never know when she’ll strike. Always be armed with a sword in the bedroom.
f) If you are rich and married to a Kikuyu woman, make sure you get home early otherwise as you wait for the gate to be opened, you might be shot by ‘gangsters’ who’ll not steal anything from you.
g) Never ever ever….repeat.. .never ever sleep with a Kikuyu woman without protection. Most likely she wants to turn you into a cash bank through alimonies and child support.
h) Last and most important, Just laugh it off!
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