OPIYO and OTIENO are chatting at the jobless corner.
OPIYO: eyi omera otieno tich tek narobi kaaaa yawa, nimechoka kutafuta kasi!
OTIENO: opiyo, ukweli kasi hakuna! Nkt ati kila ofis wanataka 15 years espirience. Koro 15 years espirience na mbukinya ndio imenifikisa narobi leo kutoka rangwe yawa eyi!
(A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN OFFICIAL WEAR CARRYING DOCUMENTS SITS BY THEM)
OPIYO: buana Engineer Otieno as i was saying, imagine that american sends me ten million only eeh! What is ten million? Cannot even afford the pen that i use for signing cheques left, right and center, eeh, yawa!
OTIENO: doctor opiyo, buana you see this building infront of us?
OPIYO: ginene, archives?
Donge' this one that you constructed?
OTIENO: exactly! Imagine they still owe me 30 million silings since i engineered its
construkson! I told them to keep that peanuts nkt!
GIRL: aki thank God i've met you guys! Si you guys like hook me with jobo hata ya kufagia tu!
OPIYO: mschana, we pia natafuta kasi kama sisi?
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