Hillarious official notices by management

> Signboard outside a Prayer Hall
"Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."

> Signboard outside a prostitute's house..
"Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."

> Signboard outside A Bar:
"Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance"

> Signboard outside Driving School:
"If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way..."

> Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands!!!