Facebook status update of the year

Don't ask me what criterion was used to select the best status update of 2013 because I have no idea, and honestly, you shouldn't care. Just read on.

This update was addressed to one Maina Kageni, a radio presenter who although is single, plays the role of a marriage counsellor in his show.

Callers, mostly confused women, seeking cheap publicity, complain about their marriages, sex lives, and every other thing they can make up under the sun just to be heard on national radio.

I should say this update really hits it straight-up. Plain black and white. No corners cut. In my opinion, the Kageni guy knows nothing about man-woman, mature relationships.

Here's the update:
"Morning Married Woman, I heard You call into the Maina Kageni Classic 105 show, I heard You lamenting about how Your Man is lousy in bed, I heard you broadcast your Man's weaknesses to the public, I heard You jeering at Your Man, lambasting and deriding Your Man ON NATIONAL RADIO!

I heard You, Woman! According to You, he's a dog! According to You, he's lousy! According to You, he is the reasonMarriage sucks! According to You, ALL MEN are jerks, idiots!

BUT HEY,Maina will NEVER give Your Man a reason to come home early, THAT'S YOUR JOB! Maina will NEVER tell Your Man how to make love to You,THAT'S YOUR JOB! Maina will NEVER tell your Man what turns you on, THAT'S YOUR JOB! Maina will NEVER remind your Man it's your birthday/­anniversary, THAT'S YOUR JOB! Maina will NEVER enlarge your Man's manhood, ITS NATURE. You either PUT UP with it or SHUT UP! Maina will never spice Up your sex life, THAT'S YOUR JOB! My dear Lady, It's about time You started appreciating that Man...It's about time You started loving that Man like You used to....It's about time You started treating him like You used to... It's about time You started thanking God for that Man...It's about time You rekindled that LOVE!

Ask Michelle Obama the stuff she's been through, AND YET HER MARRIAGE is still going strong! Ask Hillary Clinton the stuff she's been through, AND YET HER MARRIAGE is still going strong...Ask Jada-Pinkett Smith what stuff she's been through, AND YET HER MARRIAGE is still going strong! Hey! Quit whining! Quit complaining! Quit grumbling!

Before you JUDGE and CURSE your Man, try to UNDERSTAND and BLESS Him!Maybe, YOU ARE THE REASON HE'S THE JERK HE IS! You have a choice; Either choose to entertain the nation with stories on how crappy Your Man is, OR choose to entertain HIM with stories on How Blessed You are to have Him! THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!!

WISE Women are busy trying to make their marriages work, while STUPID women are busy seeking advice from a clownish Radio Presenter--- who is NOT even Married!