DEM: Hallo babie naomba unitumie credit ya 500 na ukija nyumbani usisahau kuja na chips kuku coz niko na friends zangu. Alaf babie nadaiwa 3000 nilikopa kwa ajili ya birthday ya rafiki yangu. Pia swty naomba uniongezee 4000 ya viatu na 2000 ya saloon si unajua leo ni weekend.
Na usisahau kunipa 5000 nitengeneze laptop yangu coz sijaingia fb tangu Thursdayhalafu honey kucha zangu zimeharibika nataka nikafanye manicure na pedicure kwa hivyo nahitaji 2000 halafu babie tunakuja na taxi na cjalipa ila tunadaiwa hela ndogo shillingi 1000 i love you beiby!!! mwaaaaaaaaaest!!
Sasa Huyu Ni Mpenzi Ama Jambazi!!
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Stupid questions, well answered
- Only a Kenyan Kikuyu will say this
- Bar owners in protest over alcohol tests
- Nyeri ladies relationship constitution (REVISED EDITION 2015)
- Governor says arrest is part of plot by government to take over Lamu
- Police come under fire for murdering 14 year old girl in cold blood
- Lecturers to strike next Wednesday over Sh 3.9 b pay
- Jicho Pevu's Mohamed Ali's open letter to Uhuru Kenyatta
- New generation has to come up to continue with democratic struggle
- County rep in trouble for Uhuru bhang slur