DEM: Hallo babie naomba unitumie credit ya 500 na ukija nyumbani usisahau kuja na chips kuku coz niko na friends zangu. Alaf babie nadaiwa 3000 nilikopa kwa ajili ya birthday ya rafiki yangu. Pia swty naomba uniongezee 4000 ya viatu na 2000 ya saloon si unajua leo ni weekend.
Na usisahau kunipa 5000 nitengeneze laptop yangu coz sijaingia fb tangu Thursdayhalafu honey kucha zangu zimeharibika nataka nikafanye manicure na pedicure kwa hivyo nahitaji 2000 halafu babie tunakuja na taxi na cjalipa ila tunadaiwa hela ndogo shillingi 1000 i love you beiby!!! mwaaaaaaaaaest!!
Sasa Huyu Ni Mpenzi Ama Jambazi!!
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Raila's letter to Chief Justice Willy Mutunga
- How Kenyan communities have reacted to the Westgate attack
- Kenya Defense Forces twitter accounts hacked
- Open letter to Uhuru Kenyatta
- The love for ranking and our inadequacies
- Kenyans go trending with #BabaWhileYouWereAway. Hillarious!
- New IDs to cost taxpayers Sh8bn
- Air Force Commander Joff Otieno replaced with Samuel Ng'ang'a in new military changes by Uhuru
- Nullify Police Recruitment, IPOA, EACC, CORD and MPs demand
- In order to become rich the poor must begin to save