Odhis was in a matatu when he realised his wallet was missing.
He stood up and asked the passengers, "Who has got my wallet? Please return it to me before I count 1 to 3." He then sat for a while.
No one responded. So Odhis got up again and repeated his call. This time he added that, "If you don't return my wallet, the same thing that happened in 1998 will repeat itself today."
In just a few moments, one of the passengers seated behind Odhis shouted, "Here is your wallet boss, with everything in it. I've not taken anything. I swear!"
So Odhis took his wallet, pocketed it and sat down.
An old man sitting next to him asked, "What happened in 1998?"
Odhis replied, "My wallet with all the money in it got stolen and I had to walk 30km because I did not have fare."
Every passenger burst into laughter.
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