Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Characteristics of a slay king

16 Nov 2017

1. Eating inside a Matatu (If a must chew a gum) 2. A mat must completely halt for you to alight (mwanaume ni kukanyangiwa kwa jam unaruk...

Ladies only - match your man to a bank

26 Oct 2015

If a WOMAN was to match her MAN with a bank, what BANK name would she choose? MEN who play hard to get: CHASE BANK MEN who date both Women a...

BREAKING: ICC prayer ministries Meru visit

25 Oct 2015

Today Bishop Aden Duale,Arch Deacon Kipchumba Murkomen,Pastor Kithure Kindiki,Confessions miracle worker Moses Kuria and church Elder Maina ...

Mashujaa wangu ni hawa ...

20 Oct 2015

KWANGU: Huyo wochi ulinda mamillion faithfully yet hulipwa thao tano, huyo ndio SHUJAA. Huyo dame alipata ball accidentally na akaamua kukip...

Kenyan Twitter trends #SabuniYa37K, what they said ...

19 Oct 2015

Hivi hivi utaskia CNN wametuita hotbed of hygiene thanks to #SabuniYa37K! I can't even afford to make fun of #SabuniYa37K, Am crying for...

The role of Kenyan teachers, do not overstep your mandate

10 Oct 2015

According to the government, different institutions have specified functions. If TSC just hires, promotes, demotes, pays and disciplines and...

The fixing game continues - who fixed these kids?

And what about him?

When you ask for help ...

2 Oct 2015

I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2km from home,...

Where is the hatespeech? Transcription of Sen. Muthama Johnstone speech at Uhuru park

27 Sept 2015

Where is the hatespeech? Full transcription of Sen. Muthama Johnstone speech at Uhuru park: Wewe Rais, mshahara wako hakuna mtu anajua. Allo...

#IStandWithMuthama hashtag washes down Kenyan Twitter trends

26 Sept 2015

After Muthama's controversial remarks made at a populous gathering at Uhuru park in Nairobi, supporters of the sentiments and those supp...

Thank you for calling Kenya, did you know that ...

23 Sept 2015

Thank you for calling Kenya. Kenya will take your call shortly. Did you know Kenya is located in East Africa where a wheelbarrow costs KSHS ...

How Jubilee supporters answer questions - by Obina Ike

21 Sept 2015

1. Does the government has enough money to pay teachers? Raila will never be president. 2. Should waiguru be sacked for the NYS corruption s...

What is in a career? The meanings of different careers

20 Sept 2015

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. An economist is an expert who wil...

24 phone etiquette rules for couples

15 Sept 2015

1. Don’t make a habit of putting your phone on silent mode or turning it off each time you’re with your partner. It makes you look like yo...

KSCE 2015 LEAKAGE: Hata walimu wakigoma, wanafunzi lazima wapite

14 Sept 2015

Q1 . Name six features of the Bungoma wheelbarow. (12 mks) Q2. Differentiate between Mugo wa Wairimu and Mugomo wa walimu. (4mks) Q3.  Calcu...

Mwanaume ni...

14 Jul 2015

> Mwanaumme ni kukiss dame wake kila wakati ndo asiongee maneno mob > Mwanaume nikupiga gate ya plot na mawe kubwa ndio majirani watok...

When living cost and everything else goes high

13 Jul 2015

In a class at NYAKEMINCHA PRIMARY SCHOOL a teacher asked his students. What is the answer to 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man pa...

Some ladies need a hot factory reset slap

8 Jul 2015

Ladies check this article and locate ur problem and solution ................................................................ 1. Living in t...

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