>he lives in kibera
>he uses route 11 to and from
industrial area.
>he drinks black milkless tea with sugar that can only be heard, and not tasted.
>he doesnt have a tv.
>he earns sh.2000 per month.
BUT WHEN IN UPCOUNTRY FOR A FUNERAL:
>he only comes home during a funeral.
>Drives a rented prado to the funeral, which he attends in a borrowed suit and borrowed italian leather.
>Since he drives a prado, funeral tradition dictates he must say a thing or two "you know i am an under-the-solar industrialist(jua kali artisan) and i was very busy, engrossed in my office work when i received the unfortunate call on my nokia luminator(mulika mwizi), nkt yaawa, anyway i wont talk much, let my wallet do the talking.....(searches) nkt mayooo, i forgot my smart card and ATM in narobi, so for now i'l give just Sh.200, when i get to narobi i'll send the rest via western union"
NANI YEYE?
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