A fan complained that it's not easy to identify a china phone, so we've gone out of our way to give you the characteristics of a China phone so you don't get duped in future:
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. Text messages can be written with a toothpick.
4. It has some spelling mistakes, it is written on NokLa instead of Nokia.
5. When an aero plane passes by it records "one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records “charger connected”
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says one device found.
#stolen!
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