How to identify a China fake phone

A fan complained that it's not easy to identify a china phone, so we've gone out of our way to give you the characteristics of a China phone so you don't get duped in future:

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.

3. Text messages can be written with a toothpick.

4. It has some spelling mistakes, it is written on NokLa instead of Nokia.

5. When an aero plane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records “charger connected”

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says one device found.

#stolen!