Westgate attack jokers - can't just let go

Just arrived home since
Friday. My wife wont believe I was a hostage in Westgate.

Jeez women, whats's wrong with you, cant you ever understand?

Wife: Where were you since Friday?
Me: We had been held hostage by the terrorist attackers at Westgate Mall since Friday, (thinking) no since Saturday.

Wife: So is it since Friday or since Saturday?
Me: Friday night, we were the first to be held up.

Wife: Why didn't I see that in the news?
Me: You our government and the military. They must have concealed the information from the media or forbiden them from broadcasting it.

Wife: So who was with you?
Me: I was with Erickoh Rickhs and Jeremy Jerome but don't call them, they are too shaken.

Wife: Then why does your shirt have lipstick stains on it?
Me: Oh! That's the white widow, she bit me.

Lol... talk your way out of any fix!