Kuna nyumba ya mlevi mmoja nje kuna shimo kubwa la maji bila mfuniko.
Siku moja karudi usiku kalewa tooooop, mambo yakawa hivi:
MUME: Fungua mlango!
MKE: Leo sifungui! Nimechoshwa na ulevi wako.
MUME: kama hufungui najitupa kwenye hili shimo nife kabisa.
MKE. Kufa huna faida yoyote duniani!.
MUME kachukua jiwe kubwa kalitupa kwenye shimo dubwi!
MKE kajifunga kanga, kafungua mlango. Ghafla mume kaingia ndani na kumfungia mke nje.
MKE: Nifungulie la sivyo nitapiga kelele majirani waje.
MUME: Piga kelele na wakija uwambie unakotoka wapi usiku huu na kanga moja.
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- University staff threaten to strike if dues not met
- Ages of torture and alienation by government root of Lamu unrest
- LSK urges prosecution over social media hate speech
- All vehicles with tinted windows to be impounded
- German tourist shot dead in Old town, Mombasa
- Kimaiyo slaps ban on all political rallies
- Uhuru's decrees on land are total hogwash and mere political gimmicks
- Bungoma youth have claimed that weed helps keep peace
- After the lies, Jubilee administration is now the testing waters
- Land grabbing, historical injustices to blame for Lamu attacks