1. Girls drawing their eyebrows like they’re sponsored by NIKE.
2. Wearing mini skirts then you keep on pulling it down.
3.Pink hair, purple hair, orange hair, green hair. Might as well become a clown!
4. Complaining about how life is treating u!
5. Statuses like "I love my MAN (who asked you? and who the f**k cares? Tell him not us)
6. Updating your Facebook statuses about everything you are doing .Join twitter maybe! And also facebking your problems.
7. Calling you everyday but you never call back,f*ck that am i calling customer care??!
8. 1st date and you start telling me all your issues like i write autobiography..
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Exposed: Vera Sidika caught in prostitution scandal
- Shocking details of Kibera’s live sex shows
- How many jobs are the Chinese deals creating for Kenya’s youth?
- In the courts ...
- Hillarious official notices by management
- University staff threaten to strike if dues not met
- Obado, cheering squad visit to Nairobi is a regrettable waste of Migori county funds
- Jubilee government is a failure dragging us down with it
- Russian tourist killed in Kenya's port city of Mombasa
- Mombasa church attack death toll rises to 4