1. Girls drawing their eyebrows like they’re sponsored by NIKE.
2. Wearing mini skirts then you keep on pulling it down.
3.Pink hair, purple hair, orange hair, green hair. Might as well become a clown!
4. Complaining about how life is treating u!
5. Statuses like "I love my MAN (who asked you? and who the f**k cares? Tell him not us)
6. Updating your Facebook statuses about everything you are doing .Join twitter maybe! And also facebking your problems.
7. Calling you everyday but you never call back,f*ck that am i calling customer care??!
8. 1st date and you start telling me all your issues like i write autobiography..
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Meet Ngozi, the dreaded gangster who was hired to terrorize Eastleigh
- Celebrating Heritage - Omieri, the Great Snake of Nyakach
- Shocking Details of Nairobi's Thriving Porn Industry
- Meanings of Kalenjin names
- Jobless graduates exempted from repaying HELB loans
- Hilarious visions of hell - which would you choose?
- Police urge humanitarian groups to stay clear of Kasarani
- Let the Makueni poll be calm and peaceful
- Forex Company Empowers Techies to Fight Locust Invasion
- Budding flower of the rift





