1. Girls drawing their eyebrows like they’re sponsored by NIKE.
2. Wearing mini skirts then you keep on pulling it down.
3.Pink hair, purple hair, orange hair, green hair. Might as well become a clown!
4. Complaining about how life is treating u!
5. Statuses like "I love my MAN (who asked you? and who the f**k cares? Tell him not us)
6. Updating your Facebook statuses about everything you are doing .Join twitter maybe! And also facebking your problems.
7. Calling you everyday but you never call back,f*ck that am i calling customer care??!
8. 1st date and you start telling me all your issues like i write autobiography..
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