1. Girls drawing their eyebrows like they’re sponsored by NIKE.
2. Wearing mini skirts then you keep on pulling it down.
3.Pink hair, purple hair, orange hair, green hair. Might as well become a clown!
4. Complaining about how life is treating u!
5. Statuses like "I love my MAN (who asked you? and who the f**k cares? Tell him not us)
6. Updating your Facebook statuses about everything you are doing .Join twitter maybe! And also facebking your problems.
7. Calling you everyday but you never call back,f*ck that am i calling customer care??!
8. 1st date and you start telling me all your issues like i write autobiography..
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- University student charged with killing girlfriend
- Echoes from the past
- How many jobs are the Chinese deals creating for Kenya’s youth?
- Nyeri ladies relationship constitution (REVISED EDITION 2015)
- Nahashon Kimemia says, We must defend our Judiciary and the IEBC to prevent violence due to a flawed electoral process
- Lecturers to strike next Wednesday over Sh 3.9 b pay
- Kenya has no socialites, just high class prostitutes
- Bar owners in protest over alcohol tests
- HELB loan amount may be reduced, says boss
- Temporary reprieve for PSV owners as court halts new rules