How to know a player. (Kenyan guide)

17 Feb 2014

This post is dedicated to our Kenyan ladies. This is how to know a guy who is a player (should I call 'em multi-serial daters)

1. SEMA KUNG'ARA 24/7... Hataki kupatikana akiwa ameparara hata kama ni midnight. Yaani ni msafi ile xcess hadi anachana nywele akienda kulala then anapiga pyjamas pasi.

2. SECURITY CODE KWA SIMU... Huwes access anything kwa fon yake coz hata akikushow pasword kesho yake anaseti ingine.

3. AKIPIGIWA FON MKIWA NA YEYE... Replies zake zinakuanga short coz hataki uskie conversation yake na mpango wa kando wake..
Majibu zake zinakuaga tu: eeehh... sawa...
okay... nimeskia... bye... ntakukol baadaye... donge...

4. UNAMTUMIA MESSAGE BUT ANAREPLY 1HOUR LATER: Then excuze zake ni ati... oooh swty I was vry bizy... oooh nlikua nimeseti silent mode... ooh nlikua kwa gari.

5. ANAKUAGA CLOSE NA MADEM WENGI: Then anakushow eti oooh... she'z just a friend n' we have our boundaries... ooh... niligrow/nilisoma na yeye... blah... blah... blah...

KAMA USHAWAI ONA ANY OF THESE SIGNS TAFADHALI TEMBEZA N GET A MORE SERIOUS PERSON AMA UKAE SINGLE FOR A WHILE.

Alafu story zake zote ni za quail eggs.

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