After roasting Fikile Mbalula and South Africa, Kenyans on the web have captured the online trend once again. This time they are competing to update the former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga who is expected back in the country after a three-month stay in US.
With lorry-loads of humuor and fondly referring to Kenya's former premier as "Baba", the online community is poking fun at every update making it absolutely hilarious. On Twitter, Baba's fanatics have come up with the harshtag #BabaWhileYouWereAway which is currently very much trending and happening now:
Check out these updates scrapped from Twitter and Facebook:
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Kimaiyo gave orders banning his own orders.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Public University students led by Babu Owino, had a peaceful demo, until the police started rioting.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Kidero and Wambora were seen logging into BrighterMonday.com
#BABAWhileYouWereAway, yule jamaa alikuwa akicheka cheka ati mkate nusu allirealise yake ni slice moja bila buluband.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Ann Why GURU Became the new Prime miniSKIRT and she is now sacking William Ruto's people digitally.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Rugut was fired via sms and later promoted via Whatsapp.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Maina Njenga showed Wetangula what real assassination attempts looks like.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Embu county Speaker went to Lidos and was served Pilau Njeri, He slept for four days.
#Babawhileyouwereaway, Sonko and Shebesh broke up they now shoot at each other in clubs.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Moses Kuria claimed that you organised the grenade attacks from Boston.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Aromat iliwekwa kwa kila kitu, hadi katiba.
#Babawhileyouwereaway, some Kenyans drunk killer brews called sacramental and countryman.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Githu Muigai became a Mortician and Amos Wako, a Surgeon.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Gor Mahia lost a game in Meru, they were busy chewing miraa instead of defending.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, those two kids milked our country without intelligence and technical know-how.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, The Kenya Police Logo was changed (picture below)
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, they sold us to the Chinese. I'm no longer Ochieng, I'm now O Chi Yeng.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Boko Haram had their agents here as POMBE HARAM.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, we paid the Anglo Leasing 1.4 billion through MPESA lakini wakasema tutume 3.4 billion ya kutoa.
#BabaWhileYouwereAway, Arsenal won a trophy, Madrid got la decima... maybe if u stay there harambe stars will win the World cup.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Tuliweza kumuuliza yule jamaa maisha ya jubilee inampelekaje na kunasa picha ya KIPEKEE. (Picture below)
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, the quail pyramid scheme collapsed.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, the Ausies found them trying to import illegal drugs worth Ksh 27 billion.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Atwoli instructed us to "PE FIALESS!" "YEEZZZZZ". Didn't up the minimum wage though.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Sonko & Shebesh found new ways to say hello. (picture below)
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Uhuru chased away all wazungus and imported 101 Chinese tourists.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Kalonzo Musyoka spoke the plain truth but people started condemning him... they did nothing to Moses Kuria after authoring a tribal post.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, we pretended like Kalonzo was tribal until appointments were made and Kuria spoke.
#babaWhileYouWereAway, they
found the missing piece (picture below)
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, KRA made a lot of noise about Gor Mahia owing them 118 million shillings.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, a white ghost came from China and he was speaking creützfeldt*!/#×?? language!
#BabaWhileYouWereAway we launched this software. (Picture)
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, The Embu governor was impeached twice.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Governor Kidero was removed from office he ran back to ODM.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Moses Kuria was inciting Kikuyus to take pangas and machetes and attack Luos and Somalis.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Ole Lenku Became the Lead Actor on the TV Series "Lies That Bind"
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Uhuru visited Kenya for 11 days last month.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, Lupita became the most beautiful woman in the world.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway,
We retrieved the history of Ole Lenku from wikipedia. (picture below)
Well known personalities also joined in the conversation with scrapes of their updates below:
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, I wrote a please call me to Mr President and he called me - Mike Sonko.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, I stopped wearing shades after tint order was about to be enforced...hahaha - Nameless the musician.
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, we missed your Kibera meet the people tours. - Activist Boniface Mwangi
#BabaWhileYouWereAway, I released a new song 'Tunaona Mbali' he he he. - Jua Cali the musician.
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