Stupid questions, well answered

Question: Unaenda tao na hii mvua?
Answer: Hapana naenda na ile ingine.

Question: Kwani, umesuka nywele?
Answer: Hapana, nimechange kichwa.

Question: Kwani, gari imeanguka?
Answer: Hapana ni dere amepark upside down.

Question: How was your night?
Answer: Sijui nilikuwa nimelala.

Question: Hio gazeti ni ya leo?
Answer: Hapana ni yangu.

H.O.D asks: Umemwona prefect?
Student answers: Hapana sikuwa namtafuta.

Question: News za leo zinasemaje?
Answer: Sijui sijaongea nazo.