A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband, Kip. When they were just about to eat....
KIP: Where did you get the vegetables from?
WIFE: I got it from Mr. Musambati's garden.
KIP: What?! From that witch?! How do I know that he didn't poison the vegetables?
WIFE: I have an idea. (Gives some food to their dog. After some time, the dog goes out)
WIFE: See? The food isn't poisoned.
KIP: Oh, OK. Let's eat then.
(After they finish eating, the housemaid comes in crying)
WIFE: What happened?
MAID: The dog is dead!
KIP: What? The food is poisoned!
KIP: (Feeling sober and guilt-filled on imagining he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!
WIFE: What?
KIP: When you aren't at home, the maid and I do have sex in my room.
WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realising it's futile) I forgive you. I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive me too.
KIP: It's OK.
WIFE: The children aren't yours. They are our gateman's.
(The drunken gateman comes in)
Gateman: Sir! The man who killed the dog is outside. He said he wants to apologise for killing the dog.
What do you think happened next?
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