1. The COMPLAINERS: The 1st people to update stima zikilost eti, 'NKT KPLC'.
2. The BEGGERS: Eti, 'Niko tao nani atanibuyia pizza...' (WTF to that!)
3. The PREACHERS: These are usually single men and ladies who act 'Holy' and only update Bible verses on Sunday.
4. The CONFUSED: Married today, engaged tomorrow, next day open relationship.... Blah! Blah!
5. The WEATHER FORECASTORS: Updates most when it rains, cold, its hot in Mombasa....
6. The TRAVELLERS: Today, 'Nairobi
here I come', 'Nyahururu pap....' Tomorrow, 'Naivasha here I come'...
7. The UNHEALTHY LOT: stomach ache, backache nkt FB is not a clinic.
7. The GOOGLE MAPS. In Mombasa with my grandma she is funny. On Thika road gosh it is dusty.
8. The LIARS: (most people fall in this category) lie about their age, marital status, and use ridiculous names, eti, Rihanna Msupuu, Fabrigas Mtu Wa nguvu, Msupa Bootylicious... etc...
9. The WITCHES. They always like statuses about death and sickness.
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