Madharau nayo!Woi!
Conda:Beba beba tao twende!
Fat Chic:Mangapi?
Conda:Tao ni 80 mami
Fat Chic: Ai siezi lipa hio!
Conda: Haya juu uko na tyre kwa tumbo, roll hadi tao, Dere oraah!
Just saw these awkward moments in a mat Via Esther:
>You're standing, holding the hand railing. You're staring at a cleavage of some hot mama then you suddenly sneeze & a green bug goes inbetween her breasts
>You've eaten a few boiros then u start belching the obvious
>You buy bamba10 wen you're about to input the digits a hot chick sits next to u
>You fart & open the window but the wind directs ur farts back to the mat
> You remove your shoes & someone tells you to fungua the windows cos the place stinks of smelly feet/socks
>someone eats pizza next to you & you're hungry as hell
>Your pal sends you a porn vid via blue-tooth & it starts playing immediately & loudly
>You're standing holding the hand railing. Your fly is open & you have no underwear
>You're sitting & a hot chick is standing holding the hand railing. Suddenly the bus hits a sharp pot hole & the chick farts loudly in your face
> You pay 10bob & conda says 30bob na hauna any
>Unajifanya mjuaji. You shout to the conda '' we fala unanipitisha, shukisha nyayo'' & the mat iko carni heading to LA
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Meet Ngozi, the dreaded gangster who was hired to terrorize Eastleigh
- Uhuru's decrees on land are total hogwash and mere political gimmicks
- Land grabbing, historical injustices to blame for Lamu attacks
- Acronyms and abbreviations gone bad
- 18 arrested for circulating hate leaflets ahead of Saba Saba
- Barely a month old, the hyped Machakos tarmac road has started developing potholes
- High court stops issuance of police appointment letters in recent exercise
- Conservation efforts for the Mau are all welcome
- Threat leaflets in Lamu demand evacuation of non-indeginous settlers
- University student on the run after killing lover
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