Christmas jokes

It's that time of the year again and Christmas is here with us. For the record, Christmas to me is just like any other day. No fancy dressing, usual parties. Here're a few jokes to cheer up your Xmass.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate clauses!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Horn-aments!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws!

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?

Nice gnawing you!

How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?

He has Santa claws!

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we'll go places!

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!