The very best of Ujinga Ni

- Kumwagia plants Tusker eti una refresh their roots.  

-Kukatia dem kwa church hadi una offer kumlipia sadaka.  

-Kuenda media house kuomba kazi yakuosha vyombo vya habari.

-Kupeleka slimpossible compe turkana.

-Ujinga ni nurse kuamsha mgonjwa ameze dawa za kulala.

-Ujinga nikuenda Sunday school boarding. Lol...

-Ujinga ni dem kuvaa tisho ya nimechill na yet ako ball.

-Haiiiiiya! Ujinga ni kuchana veve na lollipop, ati ni swag. 

-Kusave mpango wa kando ati private no! Kisha anakutext!

-Ujinga ni kuambia kiwete akanyagie stori

-Ujinga ni..... Konda wa mat za Buru kusema "Jogoo mbao,Jogoo mbao" alafu Mluyha anasema "Nifungieko pili". Lol....

-Ujinga ni kuapply lipstick kwa forehead kumake up mind yako!

-Ujinga ni kudhani first born wa mama mboga anaitwa "mboga"

-ujinga ni kureduce volume ya radio ndo usome sms.

-A luhya man, fainted outside Kenchic. A crowd gathered n someone from the crowd said "give him water, he will be fine". He opened one eye n said "toka hapa wewe. Ningetaka maji, ningefaint nje ya Nairobi Water Company!!" Lol...

-Ujinga ni kushow Uhuru aende hague na national anthem inaxema tukae na uhuru