The Nairobi Woman Full edition by Felix Kims on Facebook

The Nairobi Woman.... full edition.... by Felix Kims

 

• The Nairobi Woman handbag ni kubwa hadi ina search button.
• The Nairobi Woman shaves her eyebrows and draws back a NIKE logo.
• The Nairobi Woman The only Food that she cooks best is Noodles. 
• The Nairobi woman is at the office at 6am so as to tweet via Ipad. 
• The Nairobi Woman shops at eNGARAsha but wants Enkarasha when you hook up!
• The Nairobi Woman will want a Guy who drives at 25,na rooms kwao zimegawanishwa na leso
• The Nairobi Woman starts her shopping at Enka Rasha for browsing purposes then proceeds to Ngara for actualization.
• The Nairobi Woman Will not marry a Bcom material yet she has a diploma in Insect behavior
• The Nairobi Woman goes to bed in a speedo biker and stockings over her head."
• The Nairobi Woman always has that one EX who can gerrrit anytime he wants.
• If  The Nairobi Woman starts a phone call with, "Aki sweetie si unajua nakupenda" your bank account is about to suffer.
• The Nairobi Woman borrows heels to look classy but ends up walking like a newborn calf.
• The Nairobi Woman Insists on soda and pizza during dates but take ugali and salt at home
• The Nairobi Woman Puts on A wig brigher than her future
• The Nairobi woman will hate on sm1 elses weave forgetting shez also put on one.
• The Nairobi Woman atapanda Paradiso from Githurai to town alaf apande cab to skylux"hahaha
• The Nairobi Woman takes a 30min bath and wears makeup to go and buy airtime across the road.
• The Nairobi Woman sticks a piece of dry grass through her ear piercing
• The Nairobi woman: she doesn't SMH coz her wig may fall off!
• The Nairobi Woman Claims she's worth a mita dowry, yet pronounces 12 as 'Twelof'
• The Nairobi Woman sounds like Alicia Keys on the phone yet looks like Birdman in person
• The Nairobi Woman Thinks all dogs are called simba.
• The Nairobi Woman Shaves eyebrows,draws them back now she looks always suprised."