Kalonzo Musyoka's ODM deal: Can the wiper clean Tinga's windscreen?

Politics is a dirty game and it one that has no permanent enemies or friends. However, the position which Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka is taking his politics is incomprehensible.

Just the other day, it was reported in the media that the Vice President's Wiper party, WDM officials had reached a deal with ODM. However, the VP himself refuted the claims and said that he is not willing to be anybody's running mate.

The VP should abstain from doublespeak and avoid confusing Kenyans with his here today there tomorrow actions. No wonder, he is typically and politically also referred to as a watermelon.

Cleaning a car's windscreen wiper blades regularly is something every car driver should do. It's crucially important, as windscreen wiper blades enable the car driver to see the road clearly, hence ensuring safety whilst sitting behind the wheel and driving. Thereby, to keep a car's windscreen wiper blades as clean as possible should undoubtedly be every car driver's priority.

However, most tractors or tingas do not have windscreens. How is a wiper going to clean a tractor with no windscreen surely? This is surely a deal gone sour. The driver should also know how to keep the windscreen wiper blades clean, how to clean them correctly, so as to avoid any unwished 'mishaps' whilst cleaning the car's windscreen wiper blades.

 Keeping the car's windscreen wiper blades clean and in good condition doesn't necessarily have to be difficult. But cleaning an 'imaginary' windscreen of a Tinga is truly difficult. The question remains: will Wiper succeed to clean Tinga’s blades?

By Peter Nguli, England, Great Britain. Email: pnn20@hotmail.com