How to spot a Kenyan lady

Are u this type of lady? 
She claims she is worth Ksh 1million dowry 
She listens to Riddims 
she says thate fae , dthhree and twelof 
when talking about some intellect topic she only just shakes her head in agreement & says ”enyewe” 
her shoe size is 9 or more 
she talks like bonoko 
she puts sugar cane in fruit salad
she washes sukuma wiki after cutting it then adds water after frying it {supuu} 
she has a nyahunyo in her handbag 
instead of saying goodnight she says ‘STRONG” 
all mathree deres hoot at her when ur walking down the street 
her chapos are hexagonal’ 
She never misses to watch wrestling 
when you ask her how she’s doing, she answers ‘Hakuna wow wow!’ 
she has wider & bigger shoulders than you & arms too” 
her legs are more hairy than yours 
She Eats her toenails & calls it a Pedicure 
she asks for 50 bob fare{ and not a cab}
she plays draft.. 
She sleeps in a Bamburi Cement T shirt 
She was ‘first body’ 4yrs in a row at some shaddy school 
kuvaa paperbag in this rain over her weave!! 
You tell her how much you love her & she`s your sweetheart …She replies: wazi wazi msee wangu, haina pressure 
Her favourite songs are brues, leggae, lock lap