Only a Kenyan Kikuyu will say this

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Wheelbarrow – Hurubaro 
Diesel – dithoro….
Sunday School – Sade Skoo
Avocado – Ovacado or Macodofia 
Cholmondeley Koromondo…Shoromondo…Shomondree…AAAAGH, Kamundu kau!!! 
Ushindwe – Chidwo….. 
Pupils- pyupos 
Charles – sharothi…. 
Jesse – jaythii…. 
Josiah – Jothia…. 
Deogratius- Ndiongithio 
Samuel – Thamweli 
Grace – Girathiii… 
Kuria – Coolio … 
Eminem – Munene 
Touch Me Lord – Tash Me Rod… 
Utawekelewa – UtaekerewoTractor- Kiragita
Stool - Thuturu
Shock absorber – Sakamsova
Market – Marigiti
Men – Meni
Group – Ngurufu
Gregory – Girigorio
Sumbua – subua
Clement – Kirimindi
Sufuria – Thufuria!
Nanyuki – Nyanyukia.
Do bare – Dufia
Hey you – Eiyo
Fuck u – Fakio,
Charle – Sarûthi, Charles_sharothi
Teresia – Terethia
Lucy – Rucia
Dorcas – Dorokathi
Punda – Fuda
Shida - Chinda
Uniform – Winifom
City – cete
Elburgon – Walufaga
Sogonoi -Thogonoi
Nairobi - Nyairofi
Naikuru – Nyaikuru
Gilgil – Girigiri
Spotlight – Botoraiti
Pangani – Faga ini

In a school context:

Agriculture – ngirigasha…
Parallelogram – parrrrrrgram….
Peripheral – ferferi…
Twelve- Twero
Minerals – minroz
Dyslexia – kerea….
Scotland – Thogoto…
Pumbavu – Kubafu
School – Cukuru
Pineapples – Mainafu
Walikuja wakishikilia bunduki – Marikuja makishikiria bonoko

Forbidden words in the kikuyu language:

Keep Change
Nimekusamehea hiyo deni
Kaa na pesa yangu

By www.softkenya.com