Here are the jokers Ferdinand Waititu v/s Evans Kidero

Dr. Kidero : It's an Honour to meet you sir.

Waititu:Infact.

Dr. Kidero: How did it feel being emancipated from literal hurdles and then winning the primaries?

Waititu : Wacha tu,hata usiseme

Dr. Kidero : I expect imense competiti
on and tremendous opposition from your cohorts Mr. Wititu. Do you hold synonical sentiments?

Waititu : Ushasema boss!

Dr. Kidero : Wow,cant wait to witness the masses enumerate this whole scenario and put it down in black and white.........(Waititu Interrupts...)

Waititu: Hata Julie Gichuru anatuita,tuvuke stage
SOCIAL MEDIA RESPONSES: 
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Did waititu just say that
criminals 'beat corners'? (Kuhura kona)... on national TV
hahaha!!
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Kideroh hata kama.stop embarrasin n schooling Clifford on National Tv. U making that nigga wanna pull embakassi styro on u.lol
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I like the way Waititu starts the answer to every question with..."First & foremost"... na ni swali la kumi.
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Waititu:We need to get rid of ethono,mithini,enithi,ethini....

Julie:Ethnicity? Waititu:yes that one!!"
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PLO LUMUMBA: incendious blows descended upon my torso

WAITITU: shwa shwa shwa
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PLO LUMUMBA: i serruptiously instigated a navigation round the bearings.

WAITITU: i beat a corner”.
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I think Waititu and Jimnah shud just form a coalition. Jimnah will handle the office work and Waititu can handle the fieldwork."
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Julie gichuru to waititu: what wil u do to stem out corruption in nbi county?

Watitu: i will leave no stone unturned
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on the bright side, waititu didn't assault kidero...yet?
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Kidero: I was born in Nairobi, went to UoN, i was in South Africa... Waititu: Today in the morning at 10am I was in Kayole....
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Waititu has just Written "Baba Yao For Gafanah" On Kidero's Car.
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Kweli waititu ni Barber yao, amenyoa evans kidero bila maji."
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"A thief disappears after beating a corner" ONLY #Waititu has the power to say that LOL.
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Waititu made Kidero look arrogant. Aint easy discussing issues with some1 who doesn't get them!
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Waititu has ordered all his graffiti to be cleaned. halafu zianze na "First and foremost""
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Too many political analysts on the TL You would think Mutahi Ngunyi laid eggs on the TL
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INTERVIEWER:Waititu Did u fail an English exam?

WAITITU:Who telled you??!! That's Unpossible!!! I passed horribly!!! hahahahahaha
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Waititu might clean the Graffiti on the city walls then put more graffiti saying "This wall was cleaned by Waititu"... Expect anything.
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Ati Kidero said "GDP of Nairobi will go up" and Waititu was like " Hata hiyo chama ya GDP tutaishinda Ebakasi styro"
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Kidero is the guy to make a lady laugh, but Waititu is the man to make the lady part her legs."