I'm a total Kenyan, I do the best for me

I HUSTLE like a Kikuyu,

FLOSS like a Luo,

ADORE sex like a Kamba,

RUN like a Kalenjin,

JUMP on my Haters like a MAASAI,

If anyone messes wit me, I chomoa my KISII Temper,

I take LIFE slowly like a Coasterian,

SPIT trash like a Somali,

I'm ATTENTIVE like a Meru,

And WATCHFUL like a Luhya...

In short najivunia kua Mkenya...