THESIS: Bachelors in Love and Relationship with IT

4 Jan 2015

GIRLFRIEND 5.0 vs WIFE 1.0

Many clueless guys upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Ehh... Boss,

Wife 1.0 is a full fledged and complete OPERATING SYSTEM. It is programmed by the Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and revert to Girlfriend 5.0 once you have made the upgrade.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from your system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is programmed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support). If you read the manual carefully, you'll notice that you can't even restore or reset the system once you have upgraded.

I strongly recommend that you keep the Wife 1.0 OS but work on improving the environmental and network variables.

I also strongly recommend installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation and inevitable information/resource concurrency conflicts.

Much of the time, your best bet would be to run the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to select the APOLOGIZE command before the system resumes normal functionality.

Wife 1.0 is a great and potentially powerful program, but there is a catch! It tends to be of very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support components, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do-laundry 4.2

However, go slow on how you use these additional components.

Improper use will cause the system to pop the error message Nag-Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only surefire way to improve system performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software, Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short-Skirt 3.3,  This application is completely incompatible with Wife 1.0 and may cause irreversible damage to your entire system and any other additional hardware you may have such as, BMW 7.3

Submitted to GK University.

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