One evening Little Johny came home from school and asked his mother, What is "Son of a B*tch"?
His mother thought fast and answered, "It means a Priest."
The next day Little Johny again asked his mother the meaning of "Sh*t".
The mother quickly answered, "Food".
The same day Little Johny saw on TV someone insulting the other, "F*ck you" so he asked his mother what it meant.
The mother said it meant, "Dressing up".
Little Johny was contented with all the answers.
That evening Johny's parents invited the priest over for dinner...
When the doorbell rang, Little Johny rushed to open the door for the priest, then he said,"Good evening, Son of a B*tch, welcome, (Paused a little), the Sh*t is ready on the table and my parents are still f*cking up, in their bedroom!"
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