Characteristics of high school teachers

TRAITS AND CHARACTERISTICS OF TEACHERS BASED ON THE SUBJECTS THEY TEACH.

BUSINESS STUDIES/MATHEMATICS
-The most intelligent.
-The best school games coaches.
-Have affairs with students.
-Smoke bhang.

PHYSICS/MATHS
-Intelligent.
-Use broken English.
-Consume cheap liquor.
-Don't iron clothes and dress shabbily.
-Wear torn unpolished shoes.
-Wear torn socks.
-Never change underwears.
-Always brag about being 'the chosen few' in their profession.
-Shaggy hair and uncleaned teeth.

ENGLISH/LITERATURE
-Arrogant.
-Spend 70% of their salary on clothes, shoes and perfume.
-Swing their hips and bounce along the corridors.
-Have affairs with principals.
-Get married in their 40s.
-Correct the way other people pronounce English words yet they too have a problem pronouncing them.

BIOLOGY/CHEM
-Cowards.
-Befriend principals and discuss other teachers with them.
-Dress well.
-Generally polite.
-Most of them head the G&C department.

KISWAHILI/HISTORY
-Loud mouths.
-Spend much of their time in school discussing politics.
-Always bragging in local pubs that they have a degree.
-The only people who complain that the school is not buying Taifa Leo.
-Have a huge appetite and consume a whole kettle or thermos of tea by themselves.
-Drama and Music teachers.
-The most active in union politics and usually the first ones to take to the streets when strikes are called.

CRE
-CU patrons
-Always the ones to offer prayers at the start and close of staff meetings.
-Have affairs with students.
-Very rigid in thought.
-Always found with students in a compromising situation.

CHEMISTRY
-Very boring people and students usually fall asleep as they teach.
-Always in lab coats hallucinating to be doctors.
-Always smelling of chemicals.
-Always complaining that milk has not been bought for them to drink after handling chemicals in the lab.