Luos don't need dictionaries
13 Apr 2012
A luo doesnt need a dictionary, its vice versa. He is not a window cleaner, he is a trnsparent wall technician. He doesnt say he is at kencom, he is opposite hilton hotel. He is not a watchman, he is a facility security executive. He is not a fisherman, he is an aquaculture industrialist. He does not sweat, he perspires. He does not bald, he reduces his hair to scalp ratio. He does not change the topic, he subverts the contexual preferences of the conversational obligatory expectation. He doesnt pay tax, he reviews his income as stipulated by the constitution.
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