How to take care of a Kenyan wife

C'mon guys it's not that hard to figure out a woman!

Okay, we must admit that Jokes were getting a bit stale. Today we are going to give a lesson to all those guys out there on how they can take care of their wives due to the large number of ladies calling into Classic 105 in the morning, my husband this, my guy that, blah blaH blAH bLAH BLAH.

 Let's hit the nail on the head and get this straight once and for all, forgetting all the wierd advice that Kageni of a guy gives. (Lol...)

1) Appreciate her awful cooking. Never eat nyama choma to your fill. Leave some space for her 'superb' food

2) When she nags give her 110% attention

3) Always keep in mind she has a fabulous figure. Avoid words like
fat, pig, short and black. These words cannot be used in the same sentence with a woman.

4) Embrace her relatives and make sure none of your relatives puts up at your place

5) Hug her and kiss and ask if she is okay. If she keeps quiet give her your ATM and Pin No.

6)Soccer must never interupt Soap Operas even if it is a cup final

7) Take notes during the Soaps and act and behave like the lead actors

8)Keep all your Saturdays free in case she wants you to accompany her to the salon or take her shopping

9)Take her, her relatives and friends out. Your money must never be used on your boys and relatives. Mentioning them can spoil an otherwise good day

10)Make her a signatory to all your bank accounts and do not ask her about hers. And/Or accounts will enhance her love to you

11) When you receive your payslip rush it to her so that she can budget for the family

12) Late in the night when she says she has a headache, do not try to be clever and offer her Panadol. ACCEPT AND MOVE ON!

Before you hit me, did I forget anything, add it in the comments or if I said real bad stuff, diss me. (Who cares? Lol...)