What each Kenyan tribe would do with a 1 million shilling loan

1. Luo: Rent a house in south B which goes for 30k per month,paint it and furnish with 300k,party with friends and her girlfriend,hire a taxi each morning to take him to work.

2. Kisii: Buy a plot in Rongai and construct a mud hut,the rest use it to help other family members.

3. Luhya: Marry a second wife, pay dowry,buy several chicken and construct a room for them,buy 100 sacks of maize to counter hunger.

4. Kikuyu: Buy a plot in Kamulu add to other savings to construct a rental house, use Sh. 800 to drink alone in a corner.

5. Maasai: Buy 200 cows, marry a third wife and pay 20 cows as dowry.

6. Kalenjin: Rent a single room in Korogocho, save 200k,pay school fees for his 16 siblings, marry and start drinking.

7. Kamba: Hire a local witchdoctor to inform him of any misfortune,use 100k to bribe a manager to employ him as a messenger with a salary of 3k,build a mud hut his mother at home.