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Paukwa?.....Pakawa...
Ng'ombe?.............za Museveni
Paka?....................kwa Mtungi
na MBWA je???..........
CATS are using pur jerricans as Helmets
DOGS are shaggin our women
COWS are being stolen
PIGS are eating our Taxes
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MAN is an endangered species in Kenya.
A good woman is a gift from above, but Eve was Adam's gift from mabav
Eti fly to Mombasa for 40,000 bonga points.
So thats like 400,000 bob. Nice one Safaricom. I think al take the bus.
Someone tell OTONGOLO he has end term exams in July & he's now a government property ...Displine will be from Kenya Defence Forces...
Ati if P-Unit get saved, their first song will be 'You Ngai!'
Dear Samsung, Please start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones ...!!
Some One Tell Museveni the thieves stealing his cows are from provisional areas. We are yet to sent those hose our Strongholds...
Somemone tell Uganda that we will send one Mluyha and that ka-small bird in their flag will disappear...
UNIVERSITIES::::::
UoN - Machopi na Warusha Mawe.
K.U - Walevi.
Strathmore - Masonko.
M.K.U - Wazee
Moi - STIs
JKUAT - Mahackers.
Chuka - Mihadarati (Miraa)
MMUST - (Muliro) Lungula kwa field.
Maseno - washamba.
KCAU - Warembo.
CUEA - Wakristo.
Daystar - Viherehere.
Kenya Poly - Life experience..
egerton - farmers
Kimondio: Mayai ni mbesa ngapi?
shopkeeper: Kubwa ni 10/- ndogo 7/- na zenye zimevunjika 3-
Kimondio: Nivunjie mbili zile kubwa
Hey, I'm tired, see you next time, when you need a good Kenyan laugh, you know where to find me. Acha kuniangalia ivo!
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