Weekend welcome toast

I'm doing my readers a big dis-service, I know. But I think there are more jokes around here to keep any one going for ... forever, and, they don't expire. Enough of that and pardon all the lectures and irrelevancies. I don't know what happens here when I'm away.

Now for what you came here for:

This is a rib punch for the weekend to welcome Saturday with a nice laugh. Phew!

1. The difference between a Kenyan lady & White lady FB updates.
White lady: I love you Peter Adams. No one in my life other you & you alone.
Kenya lady: I love you...unajijua, you know yourself.

2. Taking a Kenyan stupid test
Teacher : Why did u bring a rope to the Exam room ?
Me : My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.

3. Actual hidden meanings when chatting
Well, I think I should lecture a bit on this, when chatting, the brain actually formulates ideas and frames them into the text you write without even you knowing it.

So here are actual meanings of those chat messages we type.

*Sema......>I know u got nothin clever to say. But, yeah..go ahead!
*tc bye.........>shut up and get lost
*hmmm........> so why r u telling me all this
*hey ! wz up ?..........> i am bored , talk to me plzzzz
*cool ....................> i have heard enough u loser ! huh!!!
*oh, k....................>whatever ! dont eat my brain now
*lol !.............>trust me , i hv absolutely nothing to say

Ohh before I go, just forget all the noise and rubbish you get on Facebook. To get the real Kenyan Vibe, just go to Group Kenya.

Until just now, see you.