In U.S....this is my lovely wife.
In Britain..this is my lovely queen.
In Kenya...huyu ndiye mama watoto.
In USA, when going to work, wife says, "have fun at work hunie"
In UK, wife says, "see you later sweery"
In Kenya, wife says "Chelewa leo tena utaona"
In US husband tells her wife, you look smart in that new dress.
In UK, i miss to walk with you in that dress my dear.
In kenya, inaonekana manager ameanza kukufungia mach.... ukitoka na hiyo nguo tafuta kwenye utarudi!
In the US..dear, i enjoy this walk (walking hand in hand, to bus stage)
In the UK..its my turn to drive
In Kenya...mama mwangi, tanguria nikupate stage
When a student fails an exam, the father says,
In the UK- you can still do better darling,
In the US. Yes you can, I know you can,
In Kenya- kumbe niriuza ngo'mbe ndio nipereke ng'ombe ingine shule!
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Land grabbing, historical injustices to blame for Lamu attacks
- Acronyms and abbreviations gone bad
- 18 arrested for circulating hate leaflets ahead of Saba Saba
- Barely a month old, the hyped Machakos tarmac road has started developing potholes
- Threat leaflets in Lamu demand evacuation of non-indeginous settlers
- Uhuru's decrees on land are total hogwash and mere political gimmicks
- Blogger Robert Alai commended for his informative tweets
- Ole Lenku fires warning shot at Raila over rallies
- High court stops issuance of police appointment letters in recent exercise
- Conservation efforts for the Mau are all welcome