In U.S....this is my lovely wife.
In Britain..this is my lovely queen.
In Kenya...huyu ndiye mama watoto.
In USA, when going to work, wife says, "have fun at work hunie"
In UK, wife says, "see you later sweery"
In Kenya, wife says "Chelewa leo tena utaona"
In US husband tells her wife, you look smart in that new dress.
In UK, i miss to walk with you in that dress my dear.
In kenya, inaonekana manager ameanza kukufungia mach.... ukitoka na hiyo nguo tafuta kwenye utarudi!
In the US..dear, i enjoy this walk (walking hand in hand, to bus stage)
In the UK..its my turn to drive
In Kenya...mama mwangi, tanguria nikupate stage
When a student fails an exam, the father says,
In the UK- you can still do better darling,
In the US. Yes you can, I know you can,
In Kenya- kumbe niriuza ngo'mbe ndio nipereke ng'ombe ingine shule!
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Raila's letter to Chief Justice Willy Mutunga
- How Kenyan communities have reacted to the Westgate attack
- Kenya Defense Forces twitter accounts hacked
- Kenyans go trending with #BabaWhileYouWereAway. Hillarious!
- Open letter to Uhuru Kenyatta
- The love for ranking and our inadequacies
- New IDs to cost taxpayers Sh8bn
- Air Force Commander Joff Otieno replaced with Samuel Ng'ang'a in new military changes by Uhuru
- Nullify Police Recruitment, IPOA, EACC, CORD and MPs demand
- In order to become rich the poor must begin to save