In U.S....this is my lovely wife.
In Britain..this is my lovely queen.
In Kenya...huyu ndiye mama watoto.
In USA, when going to work, wife says, "have fun at work hunie"
In UK, wife says, "see you later sweery"
In Kenya, wife says "Chelewa leo tena utaona"
In US husband tells her wife, you look smart in that new dress.
In UK, i miss to walk with you in that dress my dear.
In kenya, inaonekana manager ameanza kukufungia mach.... ukitoka na hiyo nguo tafuta kwenye utarudi!
In the US..dear, i enjoy this walk (walking hand in hand, to bus stage)
In the UK..its my turn to drive
In Kenya...mama mwangi, tanguria nikupate stage
When a student fails an exam, the father says,
In the UK- you can still do better darling,
In the US. Yes you can, I know you can,
In Kenya- kumbe niriuza ngo'mbe ndio nipereke ng'ombe ingine shule!
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Governor Mutua unveils ambulances for Machakos county
- University student charged with killing girlfriend
- Technical University of Kenya Students take to the streets over HELB loans
- Precautions to take when dating a Kikuyu lady
- Don't talk politics here, Uhuru told
- Pasionate pleas to serikali
- Kenyatta University Student leader’s dirty secrets exposed days after he led students in protests
- Hilarious visions of hell - which would you choose?
- Alshabaab militants claim responsibility for Lamu bus ambush
- 228 pieces of ivory seized in Mombasa