Its only in kenya where:
1. A Luo uses heavy vocabulary utadhani alimeza dictionary!
2. A Kalenjin run very fast utadhani alikunywa aviation fuel.
3. A Kisii talks so fast you may think alimeza MIXER ama MP3.
4. A Maasai ana ufala sana utadhani mitochondria ndio iko kwa akili.
5. A Luhya eats too much utadhani they are ruminants.
6. A Kikuyu adores money so much utadhani inaponya HIV.
Nothing personal, if you take funny kenyans too serious, you gonna drop into hell!
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