Its only in kenya where:
1. A Luo uses heavy vocabulary utadhani alimeza dictionary!
2. A Kalenjin run very fast utadhani alikunywa aviation fuel.
3. A Kisii talks so fast you may think alimeza MIXER ama MP3.
4. A Maasai ana ufala sana utadhani mitochondria ndio iko kwa akili.
5. A Luhya eats too much utadhani they are ruminants.
6. A Kikuyu adores money so much utadhani inaponya HIV.
Nothing personal, if you take funny kenyans too serious, you gonna drop into hell!
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Raila's letter to Chief Justice Willy Mutunga
- How Kenyan communities have reacted to the Westgate attack
- UoN students protest over arrests and demand postponement of exams
- Kenya Defense Forces twitter accounts hacked
- Open letter to Uhuru Kenyatta
- Kenyans go trending with #BabaWhileYouWereAway. Hillarious!
- New IDs to cost taxpayers Sh8bn
- Anglo-Leasing and the FIFA World Cup
- Air Force Commander Joff Otieno replaced with Samuel Ng'ang'a in new military changes by Uhuru
- In order to become rich the poor must begin to save