Its only in kenya where:
1. A Luo uses heavy vocabulary utadhani alimeza dictionary!
2. A Kalenjin run very fast utadhani alikunywa aviation fuel.
3. A Kisii talks so fast you may think alimeza MIXER ama MP3.
4. A Maasai ana ufala sana utadhani mitochondria ndio iko kwa akili.
5. A Luhya eats too much utadhani they are ruminants.
6. A Kikuyu adores money so much utadhani inaponya HIV.
Nothing personal, if you take funny kenyans too serious, you gonna drop into hell!
TRENDING THIS WEEK
- Meet Ngozi, the dreaded gangster who was hired to terrorize Eastleigh
- Uhuru's decrees on land are total hogwash and mere political gimmicks
- Land grabbing, historical injustices to blame for Lamu attacks
- Acronyms and abbreviations gone bad
- 18 arrested for circulating hate leaflets ahead of Saba Saba
- Barely a month old, the hyped Machakos tarmac road has started developing potholes
- High court stops issuance of police appointment letters in recent exercise
- Conservation efforts for the Mau are all welcome
- Threat leaflets in Lamu demand evacuation of non-indeginous settlers
- University student on the run after killing lover