>Sio kila mtu aingiaye kwa Bank ameenda kuwithdraw maelfu,wengine wameenda kuomba loan.
>Sio kila mtu aingiaye choo mara kwa mara ati anaendesha,labda ameajiriwa kuosha choo.
>Sio kila chali atembeaye na dame ameiva ati huyo ni dame yake,labda ni cuzo/siz yake.
>Sio kila mtu aandikaye "Nairobi here i come" ati anaishi huko,labda ametembelea auntie yake kisha arudi kwao ocha.
>Sio kila mtu akuambiaye "2patane saa nane" ati ako busy, ni lunch hataki kubuy.
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