What's wrong with you, Kenyan ladies?

24 Jan 2014

MADEM MNAKUANGA NA SHIDA GANI?

Nilikuwa tao natembea na kadem flani mimi hukatia.Tukapita karibu na ATM. Dem akacheki boy anatoka kwa ATM akirudisha wallet kwa mfuko...

Dem: Gosh!! Huyu boy ni young hivi na ni sos.. i guess hiyo ndai imeparkiwa pale ni yake. Imagine huyu boy anaoperate na ATM.... si cash money.... i just admire his life.

(Nikakanyagia tu. Before tuende.... Huyo boy akatusongea...)

Boy: Excuse me plz..

Me: Watakaje boss...

Dem: Oh! Excuse.. Naitwa Joy Shiro. Huyu boy si chali wangu. Ni beshte wangu tu... niko UoN second year.
My number ni...

Boy: ... ok. Infact, hata sikuwa Naomba namba. Nimeona mnakaa wasee wapoa n u can help me.

Dem: Ofcos we can... I mean, I can help you dear.

Boy: Thanx. Mimi ni stude wa JKUAT 3rd year.

Dem: Wow!!!!! u must be...

Me: Joy plz wacha abonge. Tukuhelp aje boss wangu?

Boy: Nikija tao nilikuwa nmekam kucheki ka doo zangu za helb zimeingia kwa my account. Nimepata bado hazijakam. My account ina 50bob... So was asking ka
mnaezanisave na soo moja nipande mat... aki for now sina any. Mtabarikiwa... was sure ntaget hizo doo.

Dem: Infact we are late... (akanishika mkono na kunivuta)... twende plz!

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