Get the girl of your dreams. Biblically,

11 Feb 2014

Phew! Valentine maze...

Kenyan men are Googling all over on how and how not to get the girl they desire. Googling in tablets, iPads, smartphones, droids, cyber cafes and wherever else.

Oh. And Wi-Fi too.

Well you don't need all that. Just open up these few verses and get hooked to the girl of your dreams.

BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?

GIRL: Nope, i don't have one.

BOY: Gen 2:18 "The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, i will make a helper suitable for him."

GIRL: But i don't love you.

BOY: 1 John 4:8 whoever does not love,does not know God, because God is love.

GIRL: And how do i know you mean those words?

BOY: Mathew 12:34 for out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks.

GIRL: But how can i be sure that you're loyal and honest?

BOY Mark 13:31 "Heaven & earth will pass away but my words will never pass away.

GIRL: But why me? There are alot of girls out there.

BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women
do noble things, but you surpass them all."

GIRL: But what is in me that you like?

BOY: Song of solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."

GIRL: But i'm not all that beautiful you're exaggerating.

BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "chram is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

GIRL: What happens if i say yes.

BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother & they shall become one flesh."

GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much.

BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of law shall not depart from your mouth but you shall meditate on it day & night so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way prosperous and you will have good success."

GIRL: Woow, I can see you really love God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him."

GIRL: Hmmm. Ok please give time to think about it.

BOY: Philipian 4:8 "Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever honourable, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise think about this thing.

GIRL: Oww I love you already!

BOY: Revelation 22:21 "Amen"

Okay, let's go preaching. Valentine's here.

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