Traffic police. Now, that's a dedication to service

Traffic police officer meets a priest at 2:00 a.m. driving.

POLICE : Hey, we ni nani ebu leta gibande na i.d ifuate. Kama hakuna ulete title deed ya kutumia barabara saa ile watu wamelala.

PRIEST : I am a priest. I am from a mass.

POLICE : Sawa sawa. Leta baptism card tujue kama ni wewe.

PRIEST : (giving him the card) Here.

POLICE : (inspecting the car and sees no traffic offence) Yani, hii gari yako haina magosa hatha githogo ya gufanya utoe kachai??

PRIEST : I am a man of God and I know and follow all traffic rules.

POLICE : (after thinking for a while) Hauwesi gosa makosa. Kwa nini unaendesha gari pekee yako usiku bila passenger yeyote ndani ?? Ukipata ajali ukufe, unataka nani apige simu police station ama nyumbani ama mortuary ?? Nawega wewe ndani.

PRIEST : But in this car I am with; God, Angel Gabriel, Angel Michael, St. Patrick, Hail Mary, St. Peter and St. Joseph. They will help me.

POLICE : Iyo ndio major offence. That's overloading a small car with passengers at night with unknown malicious intentions!